My True Valentine = Food
Let's be honest, if we could pick our Valentine, the majority of us would pick a food item...or items. Food knows us best and in all the right ways.
Food won't leave me
Food knows my deepest desires
Food cares about my well-being
Food won't leave feeling me empty inside
Food calms me when I'm stressed
Food can't hurt me
All in all, food is the winner. What could be a better date? Enjoy your V-Day while I'll be with my true love...food.